Top 10 ways the country would be different if Britney Spears become a president

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My situation room would be a Cabana at the palms casino in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible sent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy”.

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me